Sandra Makes Out With Scarlett

Sandra Bullock wants everyone to know she's not dead—and to prove it, she planted a hot smooch right on Scarlett Johansson's kisser at the MTV Movie Awards last night. "I love what I do. I'm not going anywhere," the Oscar-winning actress vowed after collecting the Generation Award and receiving a standing ovation. Then she set the record straight—about the paparazzi and the wrong, wrong, wrong gossip reports about her, notes USA Today. "Everybody has cellulite, not just me," she quipped.

The "paparazzi need more flattering lenses." Then she made out with Johansson on stage. "Now that we've done that," she smiled, "can we please go back to normal? Because therapy is really expensive."
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