Newser Story Index from September, 2013

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Explained: The Complex Math Jokes Hidden in The Simpsons
New Class of Homeless in Thailand: Westerners
6 Highlights From New York's Meaty Hillary Interview
Inside 30 Suitcases on Plane: 1.3 Tons of Cocaine
Kenya Launches 'Major' Assault on Mall, Death Toll Hits 68
5 Celebs Who Wrote Memoirs by Age 18
Migrants Now Chasing the ... Mexican Dream?
Jackman's Prisoners Takes No. 1
Merkel Leads Exit Polls, Hails 'Super Result'
NRA: Navy Yard Lacked 'Good Guys With Guns'
6 Missing for Decades Possibly Found in Okla. Lake
'Baseball Archaeologist' Proves Sport's History a Lie
New Store Will Specialize in ... Expired Food
Deadliest Attack on Pakistan Christians Kills 75
7 Stars Who Never Got Married
China Sentences Bo Xilai to Life
'Brain Dead' Might Not Mean Brain Dead After All
Rihanna Poses With Rare Critter, Arrests Ensue
70 Years Later, Daughter Gets Dad's Letter From WWII
After Miley Copycats, School Yanks 'Wrecking Ball' Art
Some of the New $100 Bills Will Be Worth $1K—or More
Cygnus Glitch Scotches Hookup With Space Station
5 Most Uplifting Stories of the Week
Toll Hits 59 in Kenya Mall Attack
Your Kid Have a Food Allergy? That's $4K a Year
Suicide Bombers Attack Iraqi Funeral, Kill 72
LinkedIn Sued for 'Hacking' Users' Email Accounts
Man Charges $35 for 'Hand-Sharpened Pencil'
10 of Hollywood's Shortest Celebs
39 Dead in Kenya Mall Attack: President
Drunk Pilot Caught Just Before Take-Off
Obama Turns to 'Funny or Die' to Promote ObamaCare
Cailfornia May Allow Noncitizens to Sit on Juries
What It's Like to Be Bitten By a Black Widow
At Least 7 More Shot in Chicago
Get Ready for Jetpacks —and Soon
Cruz Asking Republicans to Block Bill They Support
Student Pays Bills With Competitive Eating
Mansion Squatter's Defense: I'm a Moor and I Own It
7 Stars Who Don't Want Kids
Man Runs One Mile for Every Fallen Vietnam Vet: 58K
Lost Part of Film History Found in Barn
Oops: How the US Almost Nuked Itself
Scheme to Pay Homeless to Buy iPhones Misfires
Scientists Figure Out Why Bad Wine Smells Bad
5 Most Incredible Discoveries of the Week
'Hiccup Girl' Guilty of Murder
Singer MIA to NFL: I'm the One Who's Unwholesome?
Bank Burglary Suspect Falls Through Roof, Is Arrested
Castro Suicide: No Note, but Open Bible