'Diva' Pam Anderson Booted From DWTS

If you were hoping Bristol Palin would get knocked out of the running ASAP during Dancing With the Stars' All Stars … well, sorry. Pamela Anderson was the first to get the boot, leaving last night after the show premiered Monday, Celebuzz reports. The crew is probably quite happy to see her go: TMZ reports that she was a bit of a diva on set, demanding her trailer be filled with Beyond coconut water, which must be imported from Australia.

The other diva? Kirstie Alley, who refuses to eat that crap that craft services provides because she is on a strict, custom-designed diet called Organic Liaison that is brought in for her each day, sources claim. As for the newly slimmed-down Bristol—yes, somehow she made it back on the show while Nancy Grace and her boobs did not, which just proves the world is an unfair place—she wants you to know she doesn't care how badly you want her to fail. In fact, "if I ever hear anything that's being said negatively about me or my family, that has given me motivation to want to do better," she tells People. So there. (More Bristol Palin stories.)