If your office chair seems a little damp ... well, you might want to find another one. A 59-year-old Des Moines man was charged with criminal mischief yesterday after turning himself in for peeing on the chairs of his Farm Bureau colleagues. Security cameras installed after mysterious stains began appearing on chairs in the fall apparently caught Raymond Charles Foley in the act. His targets: "attractive females" the IT worker tracked down using the agency's photo-filled database, reports the Register.
During "off-hours, he would come into work, go to their desk, and urinate on their chairs," police documents note. The damage? One lost job (Foley's), and $4,500 in ruined chairs. (More public urination stories.)