Colbert: We Need Border Fence ... for Gays

Stephen Colbert is all for a border fence ... "to stop the flood of gays out of America." Yes, with gay marriage now legal in Canada and Mexico, America is "the straight meat in a big gay sandwich," Colbert said last night. "This is a huge threat to American culture. If we ban gay marriage, but it's legal in Mexico, they'll realize that what they want is south of the border," he pointed out. "Our country will suffer what I call 'gay drain'"—and "without them, who will we turn to when we need a second-class group of citizens to marginalize? This mosque thing won't last forever."
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