Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, quit yesterday after releasing a statement saying the Mean Girls star was ready for the slammer and calling her 90-day sentence for violating probation on 2 DUI convictions "harsh." No word, yet, on why the lawyer soured on Lindsay, notes the New York Daily News. (Maybe it was the not-so-subtle 'f you' to the judge—even though Holley insisted yesterday that the "words could barely be seen by the naked eye.")
LiLo has already hired rookie attorney Tiffany Feder-Cohen, and plans to appeal her sentence, notes People. (Click here for one pretty vicious take on why Lindsay needs to "f" herself.)