Man Calls Cops Because Sexy Dancer Too Old

Today's adventures in Craigslist: A California man called the cops when the woman he hired from the site to perform a "sexy dance" showed up and, surprisingly, didn't live up to the promises of her ad's photo. The man gave her $200 upfront, then reconsidered and told her to take $20 for cab fare and be on her way. She left with all the money instead, prompting the call to police, reports the Orange County Register.

The man even got his mother to take his side when officers arrived, but he eventually decided not to press charges. Police made no attempt to track down the "too old" dancer and determined no laws were broken. "The cops could have done more, but we've got a feeling they suspected more than a sexy dance was desired, and that the two douches in this case canceled each other out," notes the LA Weekly blog.
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