Buy a Broke Housewife's Home for $3.99M!

The bad news: Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice is bankrupt. The good news: That means you can buy her ridiculous house for a mere $3.99 million! The 10,000-square-foot, six-bedroom, five-and-a-half-bathroom monstrosity also includes “schadenfreude enough to cover the grounds,” writes Gina Serpe on E! Remember, this is the table-flipping Housewife who racked up $11 million in debt while supposedly making only $79,000 a year that we’re talking about.

Need two ponds, your own personal stream, a waterfall? How about three—yes, three—fireplaces and, of course, maid quarters? Then Giudice’s cozy little home is the one for you. It was, after all, “fitted to Teresa's exacting specifications,” Serpe continues. “Marble rooms? Check. Gold accents? Check. A sense of fiscal responsibility? Che—oh.” Interested parties should click here for more. Also in Real Housewives gossipland: Guess which housewife is leaving the NJ cast?
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