9 Celebs Who Would Never Cheat

If Tiger Woods and Jesse James have caused you to lose your faith in men, perhaps these upstanding gents will comfort your troubled heart. Jo Piazza points to nine Hollywood guys who would (we certainly hope) never cheat, on PopEater:

• Tom Hanks: He’s been married to Rita Wilson for 22 years, an impressive feat even by non-Tinseltown standards.

• Ashton Kutcher: He “flew into a rage” when he heard a partygoer mocking his 16-year age difference with wife Demi Moore.
• Jake Gyllenhaal: According to Piazza, poor guy got dumped right before he proposed to Reese Witherspoon.
• Kevin Bacon: For some reason, his cute nickname for his wife of 21 years, Kyra Sedgwick, is “sandwich face.”

For the complete list—including one hunk who’s married even though he thinks “marriage is ridiculous”—click here. (More Tom Cruise stories.)