3rd-Grader Gives Classmates 60 Bags of Heroin

It's sort of an extreme way of making friends and, er, putting people under the influence: A third-grader brought in more than 60 baggies helpfully stamped "Trust me," and gave them out to his classmates, Pittsburgh-area cops tell the AP. The problem? The baggies all contained heroin. While some bags were found empty in the garbage, cops don't think the kids took the drug. Envy the school official writing that letter home to mom and dad.
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