9 Celebs Who Need to Go Away

Whitney Houston is in the news again—Why is she canceling shows? Is she using drugs? Will her comeback attempt fail?—but Cary McNeal only has one question about the diva: “Has Whitney Houston been relevant since 1995?” McNeal goes on to list 8 other celebs she’d like to never hear about again, on Café Mom:

• Kate Gosselin: “Her 15 minutes were up at least two years ago.” For the love of God, “stop putting her on TV!”
• Tiger Woods: There’s absolutely nothing left to say about “Tiger Frickin’ Woods” that hasn’t already been said 5,000 times.

• Kim Kardashian: “She has two talents, and both of them are in her bra.”
• Madonna: “I’ve been hearing about her for 30 years but was already tired of it 25 years ago.”

For the complete list—including one “angry, wife-battering, fan-assaulting miscreant” who “gets arrested every few months”—click here. (More Whitney Houston stories.)