10 Couples Who Should Never Procreate

Some, like Speidi and Paris Hilton, are just so obvious
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 30, 2010 10:55 AM CDT
10 Couples Who Should Never Procreate
All the reasons why Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt should never, ever procreate seem obvious. Plus, there's "the risk of a baby boy inheriting Spencer’s peach-fuzz 'mustache' someday."   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

Some celebrities should probably never be allowed around a child—let alone allowed to have one of their own. “That means you, Heidi and Spencer,” writes Jen Genova on Babble. The 9 other power couples who should really, really not add to their family units:

  1. No matter how adorably in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are, it's still creepy "that his step-daughters had major crushes on him."
  2. Dear Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry: "We have about oh, zero interest in tuning into a show called My Fair Brady and Baby."

  1. In the case of Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt, "a baby would only extend the unfortunate publicity stunt of the socialite and her frozen burrito heir boyfriend."
  2. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon should forget kids, because with the exception of Suri Cruise, "toddler divas in designer shoe collections are so not cute."
  3. Jude Law should probably acknowledge his lovechild before having more kids with Sienna Miller.
For the complete list, view the gallery above.
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