Because there aren't enough crazies spouting wacky ideas online, Hugo Chavez is joining their ranks. Yes, the bromancer of such stable personalities as Sean Penn and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is launching his own blog, reports Gawker, noting that it seems like only last week the Venezuelan prez wanted to censor the pesky Internet altogether. The blog doesn't appear to be online yet, but the next time you need the inside scoop on the US' secret tectonic weapon or Chavez's four-day talk show, look for it.
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