Lifestyle | Ke$ha Ten Dumbest Ke$ha Lyrics She's no Bob Dylan. By Polly Davis Doig Posted Mar 7, 2010 7:52 AM CST Copied US singer Ke$ha performs during the Echo 2010 music award ceremony in Berlin, Germany, Thursday, March 4, 2010. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber) Ke$ha's name may isn't exactly poetry in motion, and her lyrics aren't exactly, either, writes Matt Stopera on Buzzfeed. But here's a list of the creme de la creme: "I threw up in the closet and I don't care." Boots n' boys/They bring me so much joy/I wear 'em both so pretty as I walk in the city/Boots and boys." Stephen/Stephen/Why won't you call me?/Stephen/Why won't you call me?" "I'm pissin' in the Dom Perignon/(Come on, let's do it)" "'Cause the sun is coming up/And oh my God, I think I'm still drunk/Where's my coat?/Where?" "Your love/your love/Your love/Your love/Is my drug/I like your beard. For the complete list, along with some really classy photos, click here. Read These Next GoFundMe for ICE agent in Minneapolis shooting gets a big donor. Fed's Jerome Powell usually holds his fire. But no more. Kelly will fight Pentagon in court over Hegseth move. Mike Lindell doesn't have to pay in 'prove me wrong' case. Report an error