Where in the World Is Tiger Woods?

If Tiger Woods is in sex rehab in Mississippi then who’s using his yacht? The humorously-named Privacy docked at its North Palm Beach port yesterday, and a witness saw the boat being stocked up with food and supplies, reports TMZ—which, late last month, also reported that a Tiger lookalike was apparently roaming the grounds of the treatment center attempting to fool photographers.

“Maybe fake-Tiger was real and real-Tiger isn't in rehab at all?” theorizes Maureen O'Connor on Gawker, or perhaps it’s Elin on the yacht…or one of Tiger’s mistresses. One thing is clear: “Tiger Woods' publicist should write mystery novels.”