Tiger Woods Hits Sex Rehab in South Africa

In our mission to let no Tiger Woods rumor go unreported, we take you tonight to South Africa, where locals say the notoriously unfaithful golfer has entered a facility noted for its sex rehab. Woods, 34, is said to have arrived in Cape Town between Christmas and New Year’s, and headed directly to Montrose Place for six weeks of treatment at $8,000 a week.

The center gave the standard no-comment to British tabloid the Sun and South African mag heat. Previously—indeed, on Dec. 29, during the week between Christmas and New Year’s—Woods was reported to be seeking treatment in Arizona.
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