As thousands of fans mobbed last night’s New Moon premiere (some had been waiting since Thursday afternoon, the AP reports), Gawker runs down the 14 craziest pieces of Twilight merchandise:
- Edward Cullen panties
- Edward Cullen sock puppet
- Jacob Black light switch cover
- Vampire sparkle dildo
- Edward Cullen sweatshirt that reads, “Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day.”
- Cullen family toilet seat
- Vegan Twilight lip gloss
- Hand-painted Bella and Edward high-top sneakers
- Felt Bella womb with fetus
- Twilight-themed wedding Save the Date cards
- Baby Twilight onesie: “I’m the next Edward Cullen.”
For the complete list, click the link at right—or view the terrifying photos at left.
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