Kathy Griffin: I'm Having Levi's Baby

Kathy Griffin was on the Tonight Show yesterday to promote her new book Official Book Club Selection—or, rather, to discuss her "Brangelina situation" with Levi Johnston, as she described it to Conan O'Brien. "I am in a serious, committed relationship with Levi Johnston, and I resent that you're suggesting that it might be for publicity to sell books," she said, adding later that they may even be expecting their own celebu-spawn.

"Do you feel a kicking? I think there's like, a baby bump happening. I knew it! Oh, thank you Jesus!" she deadpanned. "Once again, I am not saying that I'm pregnant by Levi Johnston to sell books at all. I think I really felt some kicking, I really do." (More Levi Johnston stories.)