Need a Chicken Poncho? Hit Regretsy

If you have a chicken in need of a trusty poncho, or should you find yourself dying for a 16-inch reusable menstrual pad, good news: You can buy either—or both—of those items on Etsy, the site where artists sell handmade items. If you aren’t looking for a chicken poncho but just need a way to kill some time, check out Regretsy instead—the blog that compiles the most ill-advised Etsy items, including the aforementioned two, and more:

• Corset jeans
• "Dick or Treat" adults-only Halloween necklace
• Organic Michael Jackson cat toy
• Pin made out of a turtle foot
• Painting involving a naked woman, a bear, and a pair of mittens
• Gold-plated binder clip
• Neon zebra pants
• Mounted fake white tiger head bejeweled with Swarovski crystals

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