Bicycle fever is sweeping across American cities, and there's a good chance you, too, have fallen victim. Wondering what your place is in this strange new world? Ari Samsky of SpliceToday is here to help. Know your "caste," he says, and you'll know how to behave:
- Racing Cyclists: You don’t actually need to race, just buy a bike that costs more than $1,500, and take pains to ignore all lesser cyclists. “Should you encounter anyone with anything less than Reynolds carbon rims, you may be sure that they take neither themselves nor bicycle racing seriously.”