Celebs You Don't Want to Date

If a celeb asks you out, it’s hard to say no. But do you really want to get beaten up, or be totally chaste for a few years? Emily Farris presents some “currently single stars we implore you to avoid like The Plague” for Nerve:

1. Chris Brown: Assuming you like your face the way it is, stay away from this one.
2. Jon Gosselin: It's a bad sign when a guy goes from "wholesome family man to the King of All Douchebags in a matter of months.”

3. Sean Penn: This “smart, sexy man” was also charged with felony domestic assault while married to Madonna.
4. Jude Law: He divorced his first wife, cheated on his fiancée, and knocked up a model. “Ladies: do you really want to be Jude Law’s third baby mama?”
5. The Two Remaining Single Jonas Brothers: If you’d like to get laid before marriage, these purity-ring virgin-types ain’t the pop stars for you.

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