Spencer Pratt has officially gone off the rails: In his upcoming book, How to Be Famous, he expresses his ambition to be the next Brad Pitt, the New York Daily News reports. Pratt is most in awe of Pitt for managing to dump “beloved” Jennifer Aniston for “home-wrecking head case” Angelina Jolie and “still end up the good guy,” he writes. “We salute you, Mr. Pitt!”
“If I weren’t me, I’d hate me,” he writes, boasting that he spread the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors and drove Conrad off the Hills. But, “when you’re the villain, you don’t have to worry about how your enemy feels.” (More Spencer Pratt stories.)