Conn. Man Bares All for Dentist

A Connecticut man was arrested Monday after showing up for a dental appointment 5 days late and completely naked, the Connecticut Post reports. The man quickly fled the office when his arrival elicited screams from a female receptionist. Police caught up with him at his home, where he claimed he had been sleeping all day, but the receptionist had no trouble ID'ing him.

“She recognized him immediately,” said a police rep. “His eyes are very blue and he has a good tan.” (More naked stories.)