Bush on Brink, Says Tabloid

Former President George W. Bush is “depressed and paranoid,” even “suicidal,” proclaims the tabloid glossy the Globe. Yes, “insiders fear” that the erstwhile leader of the free world will terminate himself: He’s “boozing up a storm,” and is “terrified of Barack Obama” and—heaven forbid!—“his own wife Laura.” Don’t miss the “blockbuster world exclusive.” (More George W. Bush stories.)