Adolf Hitler's Dad Blasts Kids' Removal

Adolf Hitler's frustrated father is blasting New Jersey officials for removing his children from his home only "because of their names," reports AP. Heath Campbell also charged that his 2-year-old daughter, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, appeared sick and dirty when he was allowed to see her. Adolf Hitler, 3, and his two sisters were removed last month for reasons officials have refused to divulge.

They were taken shortly after a local store refused to make a birthday cake with Adolf's name. Officials told their father the children were in "imminent danger," according to Campbell. "In three years, they've never been involved with us," he said, referring to social service officials. "They said it's not about the newspaper articles, but they took them because of their names. I don't care what anybody says."
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