Obama Denies He's ... Gasp! ... a Zune User

Barack Obama’s staff went into major spin mode after the president-elect was spotted this week working out with (cover your ears, kids) a Zune, forcing millions to ask what happened to the cool iPod user they thought they’d elected. An spokesman assured the nation that Obama typically uses an iPod and couldn’t speak to the Microsoft device’s provenance, New York reports.
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