Granted, managing to create a college mascot whose gigantic foam appendages perfectly straddle the line between ridiculous and comically appropriate is no easy task. That said, the folks at Radar magazine didn't have to dig too deep to discover a batch who utterly obliterate the line. The worst offenders:
- Evergreen State's Geoduck: Essentially a Pavarotti-esque taco sandwiched around a green glob with human arms.