Lifestyle / airport security Your Airport To-Not-Do List Four stupid ways to spice up your travel experience By Drew Nelles, Newser Staff Posted Jul 18, 2008 5:25 PM CDT Copied Travelers enrolled in the Clear program for about $100 per year can go to the head of the line at security to get to their flights at Little Rock and some other U.S. airports. (AP Photo/Danny Johnston) Air travel not stressful enough for you? US News and World Report presents four ways to land yourself in a planeload of trouble. Use words like “bomb” and “hijack”: A man in Boston jokingly told an airport clerk he was “here to blow things up,” and discovered state troopers and a K-9 unit just didn’t get his sense of humor. Travel with illegal items: Anything from gel inserts to foreign guavas can result in some serious headaches. Oddly, you are allowed to bring items like scissors and lighters on board. Wear ill-advised clothing: An student with LEDs on her shirt wound up facing down a gun over her suspicious-looking garment. Look worried: Thanks to “behavior detection officers” now commonplace at airports, even the wrong facial expression can make you a target. (More airport security stories.) Report an error