Know This Man in a Beer Bottle Getup? Call the Cops

If you follow South Wales Police's Twitter account, you may have seen an odd picture fly down your feed early Wednesday, per ITV. "Recognise this guy?" the police posted, showing a photo of someone who looked less like a guy and more like a giant Heineken bottle. That's because he was decked out like one and caught on CCTV tape at a Papa John's in Barry, reports Wales Online. Why are the cops are so interested in the overgrown lager? He visited the pizza joint on New Year's Day and allegedly swiped two pizzas without paying. An SWP spokeswoman acknowledges that weird things can happen after "a few beers," but that "this brazen beverage seems to have forgotten to pay." (Alleged pizza thieves in Alaska tried to sell their stolen wares to the cops.)