Woman Shocked by Horny Burglars

Chocolate, Barry White, oysters ... burglary? It appears breaking and entering is the hot new aphrodisiac after a Tennessee woman returned home after a weekend away to find a couple getting down on her couch. "It's like they just had a big old nasty party," Jamie Barnes tells WREG. Barnes says she grabbed a broom while the woman tried to cover herself and the man repeatedly yelled "I don't know nothing." The man ran off and hasn't been caught, but his alleged partner in love and crime was arrested. In addition to defiling Barnes' couch, the suspects allegedly stole her jewelry, appliances, shoes, and clothes, WHBQ reports. Barnes says she plans on moving out now (and presumably burning her couch).