Guy Busted With DUI in Stolen Ambulance

If you're bored on the University of Rochester campus after the bars let out, don't do as this student did: Police say 22-year-old Robert Cordaro Jr. hopped into a Rural Metro ambulance around 2:20am Thursday and drove a quarter of a mile until he crashed into a flower bed, per WHAM. Cordaro was charged with grand larceny, criminal mischief, and DUI.

In an equally strange case in South Dakota, authorities say Damon Andrews, 18, crashed a stolen car into a yard at 1:25am Sunday. He was charged with DUI—as was another driver who crashed into the ambulance sent to pick Andrews up, reports the Rapid City Journal. (More weird crimes stories.)