JLaw and BFF 'ASchu' Totally Know Everyone Thinks They're Cool

On the heels of her red-carpet confession earlier in the evening that her private parts were itchy, Amy Schumer and pal Jennifer Lawrence took to the stage to show some clips from their respective movies, Trainwreck and Joy. Before they presented those snippets, the actresses, both nominated for best actress in a comedy or musical for their roles in those films, decided to flaunt their BFF-ness—and Schumer tried to appropriate a new nickname for herself.

"ASchu" was Schumer's first suggestion, followed by "Ames Tom Hardy" and "Amy All the Hemsworthses," though Lawrence politely informed her she couldn't make up names using people she simply wanted to have sex with. After reprimanding someone in the audience for having their phone on, Schumer went on to lament how everyone talks about her and Lawrence and says "they're so pretty and everyone likes them and wants to hang out with them and ... oooh, they should be models." That's so them. (More Golden Globes stories.)