How to Get Booted From a Plane

If you've ignored the safety briefing on a flight, consider yourself lucky: A Ryanair passenger was kicked off a plane for talking during one. The Times of London runs down 10 silly reasons why fliers have gotten booted from their flights.

1. Group cheers: Fans of a British soccer team broke out in a salute to underwear.

2. Excessive stench: Can you blame a man for sweating as he ran through the airport to catch his flight?
3. Toy crocs: A woman's 3-foot stuffed crocodile apparently blocked the emergency exit.
4. Political shirts: A George Bush-themed T-shirt bearing vulgar words didn't amuse airline staff.
5. Skimpy dress: The micro-mini one Hooters waitress wore was deemed too provocative.

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