Tom Brady in Turkey Costume Scaring Kids Is Everything

Without a game to play on Thanksgiving, Tom Brady was forced to make his own fun. He apparently settled on scaring the crap out of his two young children while dressed in a low-rent turkey costume, E! Online reports. A video shared by the New England Patriots quarterback on his Facebook page shows 5-year-old Ben and 2-year-old Vivian playing in a pile of leaves when Turkey Tom pops out, gobbling and dancing. A fleeing Vivian is promptly swallowed by the leaf pile as Brady tackles Ben. Horrifying stuff. In the words of USA Today: "Please, NFL, schedule a Patriots game next Thanksgiving. For the children’s sake." (More Tom Brady stories.)