Stripper Denies a Guy Sex, He Calls 911

There are some incidents that don't warrant a 911 call. One of those is when a stripper won't turn a lap dance into sex. William McDaniel, 53, learned this Saturday night, when he paid $350 for a private dance at Sagebrush Sam’s Exotic Dance Club in Butte, Montana, reports the Smoking Gun. When the stripper said no to sex, McDaniel called 911 to say he was a disappointed consumer. Unfortunately for him, it's illegal to solicit prostitution. McDaniel was arrested, went to jail, and is now facing a misdemeanor charge, KTVQ reports. He was released Sunday.

Sagebrush Sam's isn't exactly known for making customers happy. The Smoking Gun provides these priceless Yelp reviews of the establishment: It "is dirty and smells like vomit," says one reviewer, and "the stripper pole looked like it was going to break loose from the floor. Cleanliness and attitude need to be addressed. I will not go back," says another. (More weird crimes stories.)