Matchmaker Hunting for Millionaire's Soul Mate

Attention, short, white, Jewish or Buddhist women in the Bay Area of California: Your Prince Charming is calling. Or not calling so much as hiring a national matchmaker to find his soul mate, reports SFist.com. The anonymous gent—early 50s, "generously philanthropic, well educated, a wine lover ..."—has enlisted a matchmaker of some renown as these things go, Kailen Rosenberg, who is taking applications online and will visit San Francisco after Labor Day to interview applicants in person.

"When I imagine my dream girl/passionate partner for life/child at heart/muse/best friend, I imagine a woman who may or may not be thought of as 'beautiful' according to conventional standards, BUT she is naturally beautiful," reads the suitor's description. If that's a little too fuzzy, know that he's shooting for women between 32 and 52 who are 5-7 or shorter. Get moving, ladies, urges Tony Bravo at SFGate. "There’s a millionaire out there with a glass slipper waiting for his Cinderella! Indulge his dated use of dependent fairy tale tropes and make everything he’s imagined come true!" (More matchmaking stories.)