In a rather hilarious story last weekend, Page Six reported that Selena Gomez is no longer friends with Taylor Swift because T-Swift is simply too boring. As evidence, Page Six relays this tale: Swift recently went to dinner in Manhattan with a group of 14, and "she did not eat, she asked for a piece of bread. She did not drink anything but water," a source helpfully explains. She also left before the dinner wrapped up at 11:30. Scandalous. More celebrities who don't exactly party hearty: