The footwear at Chanel's summer 2014 couture collection unveiling in Paris yesterday caused the audience to actually gasp, and the New York Times to lead its review with: "Look at the shoes! Look at their SHOES!" What could the models possibly have been wearing? Sneakers. "Flat, flirtatious, fancied-up sneakers," as Suzy Menkes puts it, but sneakers still. Designer Karl Lagerfeld explains: "You can be in fashion without being a victim." Unless you're him, of course. He was wearing snakeskin boots, and said, "For myself, I don't do sneakers." (More Chanel stories.)