The recent revelation that George Zimmerman has a young, blonde girlfriend was perfect fodder for Saturday Night Live. Last night, SNL's version of Piers Morgan interviewed "the girlfriend," who revealed, "I just love it when a man's features look like they're being vacuumed right to the center of his face." They're planning a shotgun wedding, she said, "and by that I mean he's marrying his gun." Also in the gallery: Host and Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson brings his turkey girlfriend home for Thanksgiving, and more. (More Saturday Night Live stories.)