Geraldo Selfie: '70 Is New 50'

Rue the day the oldsters connected with the Twitters: Geraldo Rivera, apparently having decided that what's good for the Anthony Weiner is good for the aging media personality, took to his Twitter account last night to post a half-naked selfie, proclaiming, "70 is the new 50 (Erica and family are going to be so pissed…but at my age…" Rivera is wearing nothing more than a dangerously low-riding towel and some kind of creepy rose-colored glasses (through which maybe he looks 30?), prompting Mediaite to suggest you add "a dash couple fingers of whiskey" to your morning coffee. Happy Sunday! (More Geraldo Rivera stories.)