Nazi Dad Denied Custody of Son

Heath Campbell—the guy who thought it was a good idea to go to court in a Nazi uniform after giving all his kids Nazi-inspired names—has been denied custody of his son, Heinrich Hons, 2, NBC Philadelphia reports. The boy was removed from his parents' care on allegations of abuse; older siblings Adolf Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, and Honzlynn Jeannie were already in foster care for the same reason. Campbell maintains he never abused his kids and is being wrongly targeted because of the unusual names. He may even get a chance to argue that point—perhaps in his favorite Nazi suit—as he plans to appeal the judge's decision. (More Nazi stories.)