Guy Finds Chicken Kidney in His KFC

In case you needed a reason to cut down on fast food: A 19-year-old in the UK found what appeared to be a chicken brain in a piece of fried chicken, the Sun reports. But, hey, it's not so bad, because experts later determined it was probably just a kidney. Ibrahim Langoo complained to the company and, of course, took pictures of the unimaginable grossness, leading KFC to apologize for the "unsightly" 3-inch organ, explain it "was not removed in the preparation process," and offer him ... vouchers for free meals. But Langoo, not surprisingly, says he never wants to eat there again. (More Kentucky Fried Chicken stories.)