Snooki: Yep, I'm Pregnant

Yes, Snooki is pregnant, the prodigious partier has announced—and yes, voluminous amounts of liquor were imbibed early in the pregnancy. "I have different priorities now," Snooki, 24, tells Us after admitting she "went crazy" drinking (as usual) New Year's Eve before she realized she was pregnant. "I was worried!" she adds. Not too thrilled about it all is her pop, who stopped speaking to his little reality star for a week, she reveals. But don't fret. She plans to settle into wedding bliss with suspected babydaddy Jionni LaValle—after the baby is born and she loses some weight—even though Jionni admits his first thought about the pregnancy was "Nooooo!" If it's a girl, she can date at 13, because that's when Snooki started, the world might want to know. (More Jionni LaValle stories.)