Last night on Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump made it clear that his thoughts on love are ... pretty much what you'd expect. The host asked Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza, one of the celebrity competitors, if she has "lots of boyfriends." Upon hearing that she has just one, the Donald wanted to know if the man in question is rich. And, upon hearing that he is not, Trump had just one thing to say: "He's got no chance with you." Mendoza argued that her boyfriend is "rich in his heart," but Trump insisted, "He’s got no chance with you, I guarantee it. Does he have an airplane? No. He’s finished." Hat tip to Mediaite for the find. (More Miss Universe stories.)