Charlie Sheen: I'm Sane Again

Charlie Sheen has an important message for the world. "I'm not crazy anymore," he told reporters last night. "That was an episode." Speaking at Fox's Television Critics Association party, Sheen said he'd ditched his "goddesses," and was spending more time with his kids, according to CNN. "I think I'm a different person than I was yesterday. Everything is a lot more mellow and focused and much more rooted in reality."

Asked about Two and a Half Men, he said, "It was a little bizarre to watch your own funeral. It was a little mean-spirited. But it's dead and buried now, right?" He's much more excited about his new show, Anger Management. "It's nice to be in a situation where the people I'm working with are excited about my input. That wasn't the case for a long time." (More Charlie Sheen stories.)