Michele Bachmann recently described Mitt Romney in a word: “Hair.” She’s not alone—Romney’s stupefyingly perfect coif is a matter of much discussion among political observers. Case in point: The New York Times today has a front-page story on the hair it calls a "cosmetological Rorscharch test on the campaign trail." What we learn from Leon de Magistris, who has styled Romney's hair for about 20 years now and considers it "clean and conservative" rather than "stylish."