Forget Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. The latest hot date for the Marine Corps ball could be Betty White. Sgt. Ray Lewis posted a YouTube video appealing to the 90-year-old actress to accompany him to the big fete in November. "She's funny, she's sweet, she's mature, she's the all around perfect woman," gushes Lewis, who has served in both Iraq and Afghanistan. He notes he'll be performing as a rapper at the ball, and promises White a good time. "I think we could laugh together," he says. Let's hope Ray can keep up with White. He was breathing pretty hard on the vid during those crunches. (More Marine Corps stories.)