Charlene, Albert on Hellish Honeymoon

Not too surprising considering the bride supposedly tried to flee three times, but newlyweds Prince Albert and Charlene Wittstock don't appear to be all that blissful on their honeymoon. A fantastically British ABC News correspondent describes Wittstock as appearing to be "sucking on a lemon" in all the photos, and there are indeed some amusingly awkward pictures flashed through the report. Even worse: They're apparently sleeping in separate beds, and even spent one night entirely apart. Click for more on the reportedly unhappy union. (More Charlene Wittstock stories.)