Sheen Loses a Goddess, Wins Sitcom

It's been a quiet couple of weeks in Sheenland, but the actor's love life and professional life are inevitably back in the news. Natalie Kenley, one of the two so-called goddesses who accompanied Sheen on his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour, has moved out of his home, sources tell TMZ. Rachel "Bree" Oberlin dumped the actor midway through the tour.

Sheen is still winning, however: He has signed a deal with Lionsgate Television to star in a new sitcom, sources tell Radar. His character "will be very similar to the one he played on Two and a Half Men, however the show will be a lot racier," a source says. Two and a Half Men is returning in September with Ashton Kutcher replacing Sheen, and producer Chuck Lorre plans to make sure the door isn't open for a Sheen return by killing his character off in a car crash, according to TMZ. (More Natalie Kenley stories.)