Stewart Aghast at Weiner's Daily Show Sex Fantasy

Jon Stewart was a little confused when he heard that Anthony Weiner apologized to Bill Clinton, officiant at his wedding and husband to his wife’s boss, after Weiner’s sexting scandal broke. "The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?” an astonished Stewart wondered. “Copyright infringement? A patent violation?" He went on to imagine Clinton’s response: “Anthony, I’m very disappointed. Now, this Twitter thing, can anybody sign up or do I need to go to the Apple Genius bar?”

But last night’s segment got even better when Stewart delved into Weiner’s sexy Facebook messages with one galpal, in which he recommended that they have sex while watching the Daily Show. “You want me to cut my wrists again?” Stewart moaned. “Is this what you people are doing at home when our show is on? Are you people f***ing right now?” he asked his at-home viewers, before finally deciding to give in to their desires: Watch the video to see the topless saxophone player he brought in to set the mood. (More Jon Stewart stories.)